As we near what is probably the most important vote any of
us will ever cast in our lives the rhetoric on both sides of the debate over
whether the UK should remain a part of the EU has been cranked up to 11. A debate that should have been about so much
more has become a schism between two rival branches of the Conservative Party.
Each side goes on television daily to spit out venomous insults and apocalyptic warnings while their backers in the media cheer and jeer these poor blabbering idiots. Go online and it's even worse, with keyboard warriors screaming insults at one another with
all the decorum of two rival troupes of caged chimpanzees fighting over a bucket of
EU mandated straight bananas.
Welcome to debating in 2016!
Any sane person, who has so far
managed to avoid being dragged into the melee, might decide to quietly make up
their own mind and keep their decision as a secret to be shared only with the
ballot paper and the pencil. While this might be a sound tactic from a personal
point of view it doesn’t do anything to add to the quality of the debate that
we are supposedly having. One of the major irritations of all this is its
intense focus on factoids and irrelevant details. People might not have an
opinion on – say – the way in which unelected technocrats were installed as
leaders in Greece and Italy, but they sure as hell have an opinion on the
comparatively paltry amount the UK gives to the EU every month and what it gets
back in return.
This relentless focus on the little stuff doesn’t say much
about our own leaders’ opinion of our intelligence levels. Perhaps it might be
wiser to pause and think about the wider principles involved in this important
matter of national sovereignty. How, for instance, does the larger system of
the EU function?
To get a little peace and quiet in which to think we’ll need to lock
away the blabbermouths for a few minutes. Imagine, if you will, a large
Monty Pythonesque hand descending from the sky and picking up all the noisy
rabble and dropping them unceremoniously in a large sound-proofed box. There
goes David Cameron, picked up by his necktie and dropped in the box. Boris
Johnson is next, winched unceremoniously by his big toe and similarly chucked in, as
is Nigel Farage, Michael Gove, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and all the other noisy politicians. But
the hand doesn’t stop there. It scoops up great crowds of people angrily
shouting “racist!”, “idiot!”, “liberal Islington elitist media whore!” and all
sorts of other rude insults. Into the box they all go, squashed down together so
the lid can be shut. We don’t know how they’ll all get on inside that box but
at least it’ll quiet for a few moments on the outside.
Phew! The sound of silence.
Right, now let’s think about the EU. What is it? Well, it’s
a collection of countries in a shared geographical area that have all agreed to
be governed under a similar set of rules in order that it will be of benefit to
them all. The objective in this case is increased
political stability, steady economic growth and a shared European identity. Fair enough, right? Does this mean it’s all good, as many claim? No – of course not! By definition there will be
good aspects and bad aspects in any system of governance of this size, although
me mustn’t forget that the concepts of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ are entirely subjective.
["Hmm. Well, I avoided being put in that box, but if he thinks he can change my mind he's very much mistaken. I hope this isn't going to take long.]
What's that? I can hear some of you talking at the back. I'll take questions afterwards in the comment box below.
Okay, in the interests of disclosure you might have noticed
from the headline - Why Leaving the EU is
the Ethical Choice for People and Planet – that I am have an opinion
on the matter. Good! I don’t claim to be neutral – anyone who does is smoking
their shorts. On an important matter like this we must all individually construct our
own model of realities, examine our own prejudices and reach a conclusion that
is acceptable to ourselves and others. If you disagree with me that’s good too!
To agree with every aspect of everything you read on the internet is not a good
indicator of mental fortitude. I know a lot of people are sceptical but don’t
worry – I’ll respect your opinion just so long as you respect mine.
Right where were we? Oh yes, the wonders of Europe.
So far so good – who could possibly object to a vision of a
united Europe? Not I, for one. It’s impossible not to love Europe. Far more
than just a medium-sized geographical peninsula tacked onto the western edge of
the Eurasian landmass, the countries of Europe have it all. Here are some of
the things that make Europe great: food, art, history, culture, geography,
sport, philosophy, music, architecture, amazing food, language, the people,
poetry, literature, delicious regional food, snow covered mountains and fascinating cities (did I mention the food?). You can drive, as I did once,
from the frozen blue of the Baltic and keep on going south until you hit
beaches lined with palm trees where the air is filled with the scent of orange
blossom and the sound of cicadas. I fell in love with Europe whilst
Interrailing when I was 17 years old. It all seemed impossibly romantic compared to life
back in grey old Blighty, and in subsequent years I have found myself living in
three different countries in mainland Europe, and running small independent
national newspapers in two of them. I speak three European languages tolerably
well, am married to a Dane, have relatives in Italy and think that Scandinavian
noire beats all the other noirs hands down. It’s probably fair to say that
nobody could accuse me of being anti-European.
But.
(I can sense some of you tightening your sceptical fingers on the trigger.)
[“Here it comes – he’s about to reveal himself as a closet xenophobe!” ]
But the EU is not Europe.
[“Hold your fire. Just let him finish.”]
At one point in time the EU – or the EEC as it was called
back in the day – might have aligned with whatever values of Europe it was
supposed to reflect. Those days are long gone. Instead we have a bloated
imperial project that has run out of steam and is feeding off its own internal organs to
stave off collapse. To understand why we’ll need to turn to the dismal science
of economics. I can hear some of you groaning but I promise you it won’t be too
painful.
[“What does he know about economics? He’s just as full of it
as all the rest!”]
I studied economics at university in London. I
can’t say I enjoyed it, but at least it taught me a thing or two about how the
modern capitalist world functions. I was sent to work at the H.M. Treasury on my
student placement year (yes that
Treasury), where I worked in the economic forecasting department. Norman Lamont
was the chancellor at the time and I left there the Friday before Black
Wednesday. It was during this time that I got my first lesson about the EU. My
undergraduate dissertation was entitled The
Prospects of Achieving Full Monetary Union in the EU (it was a real page
turner). I got loads of books out from the library at the Treasury and read
them in an attempt to understand the issues. But the more I read the less I
understood. Eventually, flummoxed, I decided to go with common sense. It would
be impossible, I decided, to get all those vastly different countries to dance
to the same economic tune. How could economic diktats dreamed up in Brussels be
relevant to both a fisherman in Greece and a desk jockey sitting in, say,
Edinburgh? Surely you could not have one country that produces a sizeable chunk
of the world’s car fleet (Germany) on an equal footing with one that produces
mostly olive oil and oranges (Spain, at the time).
My tutor, when I showed him, shook his head slowly. “You
will have to change your conclusions,” he told me. “I cannot possibly pass you
unless you argue that full integration is not just possible, but inevitable.”
And so I went away, confused, and simply copied sections
from books, even though I didn’t believe in what I was writing. My paper sailed
through the marking process and was even awarded honours. I had had my first
lesson in how EU integration is to be considered: inevitable.
Since that time, which was 1992, I’ve followed the workings
of the EU with a half-interested eye. I was pleased when the Euro currency was
introduced, simply because it made it easier to travel and because I liked the
look of the notes and coins. I suspect I wasn’t the only one.
But what might on the surface have seemed like a good idea
in 2002 is now quite obviously a bad idea. Everything changed after the
2007-2008 financial crisis. Up until that point, vast sums of money had been
loaned to the countries of southern Europe in an effort to modernise them, thus
standardising their infrastructure with northern Europe. I was living in Spain
at the time and saw the relentless building programmes going on. To dare
question whether it was all necessary (blasting away entire mountains to build
a new motorway to nowhere? Pouring money into concrete business parks and
airports that nobody needed? ) or how this money would ever be paid back was to
invite ridicule. Across Greece, Portugal, Italy and France the same thing was
happening: a tidal wave of credit, supplied by mainly northern European banks, covered
the landscape with tarmac and concrete. Every two bit olive and orange farmer was
suddenly driving a new BMW and cities sprouted museums of modern art and
Michelin restaurants like mushrooms coming up after rain You can’t stop the
tide of progress, people said, it’s inevitable.
But then the financial crisis happened and everything
changed overnight. When the mood switched from greed to fear, investors bailed
out of the now obviously bankrupt countries they called the PIIGS (Portugal,
Ireland, Italy, Greece and Spain), causing the yield on those countries’
government bonds (the interest rate on the IOU’s they sell to finance
themselves) to skyrocket. Yield increases with risk, and all of a sudden it had
become too risky to loan money to the PIIGS. Several years of crisis ensued,
and the European Central Bank (ECB) was forced to step in and bail out the
disaster zones with – yes – more loans. But they were not bailing out the
actual countries, instead they were effectively bailing out the banks that had underwritten
the bad loans in the first place.
But then it got even worse. Instead of making the banks take
a hit for their own stupidity, austerity policies were imposed by the
International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the ECB on the countries affected.
Pensions and benefits were slashed, investments shelved, national assets put up
for sale on eBay and democratically elected governments were removed and
replaced with ‘caretaker’ administrations. Greece was hit worst of all,
suffering a fall in the value of its national economy of over 30%. Many people
found themselves homeless and even starving, and the suicide rate went through
the roof. Youth unemployment went up over 50% - unthinkable in modern times.
Whenever dissent flared up the riot police crushed it and a succession of weak
governments all caved in to the demands of the so-called Troika of the IMF, the
ECB and the EU.
The message was clear: don’t mess with the EU.
And the problem hasn’t gone away, even if the media doesn’t
report on it much any more. Debt all across the EU is growing, and the ability
of anyone to pay it back is diminishing. But why don’t the ECB just force the
banks to write off their debts and be done with it? The answer to that is
simple: because it will force them into insolvency. If major banks start going
bust in Europe then people – lots of people – will lose their life savings,
there will be an epic recession and chaos will hit the European heartland. This
is not a particularly popular idea for national policymakers and yet it
underlines just how fragile the entire edifice has become. And so the countries
of southern Europe are left to rot in what is possibly the biggest economic
crime of the century.
Greece could have
been set free. If it were allowed to leave the euro it could bring back the
drachma at a much lower rate of exchange. Greek imports would surge (including
tourism) and the economy would be on the road to being rebalanced. But this,
under the EU, is not allowed to happen. The EU cannot let Greece leave the euro
because if you let Greece do it then you also open the door to Spain, Italy,
France and Portugal doing the same thing. The euro currency would not survive
such a mass defection, and so Greece is held bent over in a neck lock, unable
to move or breathe, while its assets are plundered (if you’ll forgive the
expression).
Ah, but people might say, this is all a temporary
phenomenon. When growth picks up again all the boats in the harbour will rise
with it. The Greeks will get down off their window ledges, move back in from
the countryside where they have been scratching a living on that dusty bit of
land belonging to their ‘backward’ grandparents, and collectively crack open a
bottle of Ouzo to toast the end of the nightmare. The good times will roll
again.
Except this isn’t possible.
Mathematicians and bankers know all about compound interest
and the exponential function. Put basically, the amount of debt that countries
across the developed world have now built up is unpayable Yes, even with
Chinese style double digit GDP growth, there would be no way to pay back all
the public, private and company debt that has built up. And in case you hadn’t noticed there is not
actually any economic growth at all in the Eurozone.
[“He’s fibbing. I read in the FT that Spain and Greece are
picking up.”]
Okay, okay, so there might be a tiddly little bit, but most
of it is massaged into existence (remember, I worked in the economic
forecasting department of the Treasury, right?). If anyone truly believed there
is economic growth in the Eurozone I would ask them to tell me what the current
rate of interest is. I’ll give you a
clue: it starts with Z and rhymes with Nero.
Interest rates are the lifeblood of capitalist economies.
Without a positive interest rate there is no growth. And some economies (such
as Denmark) are actually offering NEGATIVE interest rates. That means you can
go and take out a loan for, say, a house, and the bank will actually PAY YOU
more money than you borrowed. Does that sound somewhat insane or is it just me?
Anyway, without economic growth you can’t pay back debt. Debt
is a gamble on future productivity. You have to have confidence that your
future income will allow your debt to be repaid. This is why my Spanish
neighbours, who earned no more than a couple of thousand euros a year selling
olives, no longer own those shiny new BMWs. But if you’re a country and you
find you can’t pay back debt … you have to take on more debt until the mystical
growth genie appears again. But what happens if the growth genie refuses to
appear, no matter how hard you rub the lamp?
That is exactly what is occurring right now everywhere you
care to look because (DRUMROLL) our economies are overburdened with debt and
the world is running out of fossil fuels. And in terms of energy availability,
there is no substitute for fossil fuels – at least not anything that would
leave our overdeveloped countries in any shape or form that we would recognise
as ‘modern’. I know this goes contrary to everything you’ve read and seen on
Facebook, but really, it’s true.
[“You see, I told you he was crazy!”]
There is no modern economy in the world that does not rely
on a steady supply of cheap fossilised sunlight in the form of oil, coal and
gas to power itself. It powers
everything from electricity generation and transport, to growing food and
making iPhones. Now, this is a big subject that I’ve been writing about for
years and – frankly – I could go on and on about it but I’ll save the arguments
for another day and merely say that when the price of oil is too high it causes
recessions, and when it’s too low it causes oil companies to go out of
business. The fabled ‘Goldilocks zone’ in between these two extremes equates
with the time period in which we built up all of the energy-guzzling
infrastructure so central to the functioning of the modern world in its current
configuration. It’s theoretically possible to build millions of wind turbines
and solar panels (using fossil fuels) but nobody seems interested in doing so
in the timeframe that matters.
[“I don’t believe him. I saw in Good News magazine that
Denmark makes 140% of its own electricity using wind. He must have an ulterior
motive that he’s not revealing.”]
Sorry, no ulterior motives, just a long hard reading of a
lot of material and a dose of intuition.
Thus the EU has got itself into a terrible bind, not unlike
a Mexican standoff. It can’t grow its way out of trouble and neither can it
allow the weaker elements to break away – it must continue to preserve the
power at the centre at all costs because the power at the centre (in this case the
German economy) is the growth engine that is keeping the whole thing ticking
over.
So, to summarize so far, taking things from the top:
-
A dwindling of the availability of highly
concentrated energy, coupled with an overburden of compounding debt, has put
the brake on EU economic expansion
-
The weaker countries, which are more heavily mired
in unpayable debt, are being systematically asset stripped and their citizens
economically brutalised by bodies such as the ECB, the EU and the IMF (there’s
a term for this – it’s called ‘disaster capitalism’)
-
The system is stuck in a closed loop, waiting
for growth that never comes
-
The longer it is stuck in the loop, the greater
the suffering of the people whose lives have been put on hold
How does the EU propose to break out of this closed loop?
Well, ex-Goldman Sachs banker Mario Draghi, who is head of the ECB, has vowed
to do “Whatever it takes” to get out
of it. To that end he has used the ECB’s money (which is really the banks’
money, which really only exists on spreadsheets and gets endlessly recycled
round and round) to buy national and company bonds and bail out distressed
funds. He has embarked on an asset purchase programme, spending €1.1 trillion
in quantitative easing measures. Let me put that in English: Mario Draghi is
spending €1.1 trillion of money that he doesn’t have in order to prop up the
banks which loaned money to vulnerable countries in a way that makes payday
lender Wonga look like a paragon of fiscal prudence. And so the ECB, under the
aegis of the supposedly accountable EU, has control over the entire money
supply.
Oh, and if anything goes wrong, we’ll all be on the hook for
that €1.1 trillion. But nothing could possibly
go wrong …
At this point I’d like to introduce two quotes that quite
possible speak for themselves:
"Give me control
of a nation's money and I care not who makes its laws." — Mayer Amschel
Bauer Rothschild
and
“If something cannot
go on forever, it will stop.” — Herbert Stein (“Herbert Stein’s Law”)
It is perhaps worth mentioning that there are 30,000
lobbyists based in Brussels. It is these people’s (usually highly paid) jobs to
spend day and night courting EU law/rule makers, treating them to champagne
breakfasts and showering them with expensively produced reports that prove
beyond a shadow of a doubt the interests of the European people align 100% with
an increased quarterly profit result for their corporation.
[“Okay, now he’s starting to sound like a conspiracy
theorist. I’m off to read The Guardian,
or some other place where I can get my daily fill of confirmation bias!”]
Do you want the laws of your country to be decided by
corporations rather than people elected to represent you? What’s that at the
back? You don’t care because that’s the way the world works in the 21st
century so we may as well accept it? That our own politicians are just as
corrupt so we may as well go with the ones who are culturally dissimilar to our
own crooks?
Well, if that’s your attitude then we may as well all go
home now.
But assuming you do care it’s not hard to recognise the
pressure that’s on Eurocrats to cave into the demands of the lobbyists. The EU,
after all, is the largest block of first world consumers on the planet, and
there’s plenty of money to be made from us. The EU and the US are currently
trying to get through the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership (TTIP),
which is a grand-sounding name for a corporate wheeze. Information on what it
actually contains is hard to get as it has been negotiated in secret and even
Euro MPs are forbidden from memorising it and telling anyone what it might
contain. If this isn’t the biggest corporate stitch up in the history of the
human race then I don’t know what is.
Okay, so far I have painted the EU as an undemocratic
supra-national body whose initial early promise has evolved into a Frankenstein’s
monster that crushes weak countries under its heel and acts as a conduit for
corporate power. Let’s turn to immigration.
[“Ha – this is the bit where he reveals his true colours!”]
Immigration and open borders are good, right? People moving
round in search of a better place to live where they can earn more money?
Umm, it’s not that simple. Who knows, maybe one day we will all truly be of one
nation, one language, one religion etc. – but right now there are differences
between one set of people from one country and another set from somewhere else.
Generally speaking, people who have lived on a particular patch of planet Earth
for hundreds or thousands of years have tended to develop their own language,
cultural norms, dress code and all the rest of it. For right or wrong they tend
to think of this patch of land as ‘theirs’ and they’re proud of it. When
someone turns up from some noticeably different culture they generally welcome
him and make him feel at home. It’s human nature to do so. Even when he goes
away and comes back with his entire family, a bunch of friends and half the
class he once went to school with, they still tend to get along with him and
relations are good. Problems only start when the host community, who regard the
area as ‘theirs’ feel they are reaching the limit of their (scarce) resources
and that the settler had better not keep on inviting his friends’ friends’ friends
because there will not be enough to go round. This is when problems start.
[“But, but, scarcity is a myth! If the Tories hadn’t slashed
budgets across the land then we’d be able to build millions of new houses and
hospitals and schools and we could go on building and building and building
until everyone was happy!”]
Hmm, maybe up to a point. But how will we know when to stop?
What about all the infrastructure that will need to be built? Who will pay for
it? We already produce only enough food for a small minority of the population
– anyway, you’re distracting me.
The problems tend to be worse if the cultures of the two
different groups are quite different from one another. If the host community is
a poor one – and it probably will be because the richer communities are less
inclined to allow outsiders to settle there (unless they are Saudi billionaires
or Russian oligarchs, in which case they are welcomed with open arms) – their resources are likely to be scarcer. In
the modern industrial societies of the west, basic resources include things
like jobs, hospitals, affordable housing, schools and other public goods. The
settler communities compete for these scarce public resources, making some of
the hosts resentful. The wealthier people in the chattering classes, who
generally don’t live in the poorer areas or have to compete for resources, then
tut tut and call the poor people nasty things. Yet it is they who benefit from
all the positive aspects the settler people bring (nice food, cheaper labour to
do the jobs they don’t want to do themselves), without suffering any of the
consequences of having to compete for scarce resources.
On the other hand, the businessfolk and politicians simply
can’t get enough settlers. Not only do they work for peanuts on zero hours
contracts but they effectively stop anyone else from getting a pay rise. It’s a
wet dream of businessmen to achieve the holy grail of infinite labour
substitutability. This means they can hire and fire people at a moment’s
notice, pay them next to nothing (the government picks up the tab for the low
wages in the form of tax credits) and generally treat them as if they were
robots while they wait for the actual robots to come along. Likewise, the
government loves settlers because they boost the country’s GDP as they open
bank accounts, indebt themselves and buy consumer products. Lastly, the middle
classes love settlers (as long as they don’t move in next door) as they create
an additional pressure on the scarce resource of housing, boosting property
prices and rental income and thus allowing them to earn money without working
for it.
This might explain why it’s those at the bottom of the pile,
forced to compete for the basics, who tend to have the biggest beef about
squeezing ever more people in. That’s not a theory, it’s a reflection of
reality that the insulated middle classes refuse to acknowledge – any ‘man on
the street’ will be able to explain it in similar terms.
[“There, I told you he was a fucking racist! I’m out of
here.”]
So giving everyone the right to be anywhere in the trading
bloc we call the EU might sound like a fine and dandy idea, but during times of
economic contraction it is the poorest who suffer the most: both the uprooted,
who have to leave their families and homes behind, and the host peoples from
the more disadvantaged classes who have to accommodate the settlers and share
their scarce resources.
Lastly, I’d suggest that the very notion of the EU is
insane. Here’s a confession: in the last election I voted for the Green Party.
[“Oh yegads! A bona fide nutcase! I told you so … “]
No, I’m not a shallow Green like the leader of the Green
Party who is allied with David Cameron on Europe and was last week seen on TV
with him driving around in a car talking about growth. Being a proper Green
means that I’m neither left wing nor right wing. I care for the ‘magical’
hidden hand of market capitalism just as little as I care for the writings of
Karl Marx. To me both are indicative of a 19th century attitude
towards the way we treat our planet that is equally suicidal. In case you
hadn’t read the news lately you might have missed several important pieces of
information that are several orders of magnitude more important than both the
EU referendum and the new Top Gear
series PUT TOGETHER! I speak, of course, about the rapid acceleration of global
warming, the massive forest fires rampaging across the globe, the great dieoff
of the coral reefs and the diminution of Arctic ice so early in the year.
Let’s face it, unchecked industrialism has brought us to a
point where we might not last out the century. Whatever else the EU claims to
be one thing we know for sure is that it is committed to infinite economic
growth on a finite planet. Think about it for a minute. All of the many
problems that now confront us, the three main ones being access to energy, environmental
degradation and population overshoot, are becoming more and more difficult to
ignore. Most of us would rather stick our fingers in our ears and close our
eyes than admit that we’ve screwed up and that there will be (are)
consequences. We’ve got boatloads of refugees arriving on our doorstep fleeing
drought and war – the consequences of global weirding and oil wars – and yet we
pretend that we don’t have any responsibility to them. Quite the opposite, in
fact. People, more and more,
Just. Want. Someone. To.
Sort. It. All. Out.
We want scientists to come up ever more outlandish (and
costly) ways of staving off collapse, be it genetically modified foods,
ill-thought-out geoengineering projects to further mess with the climate or –
as a last resort – a space rocket to get us to some other planet we haven’t yet
wrecked.
This trend towards putting our faith in the hands of
ever-greater powers doesn’t say much for the state of the human spirit I’m
afraid to say. It seems to me an abnegation of our responsibilities to insist
that someone else deals with our problems, but that’s exactly the attitude I
see with supporters of the EU project. They may well talk about this or that EU
project saving a wetland or rescuing a dormouse, but they don’t talk about the
wholesale pillaging of the planet that the EU promotes and amplifies. I don’t
believe that the solutions to our many problems will come from some Wizard of
Oz type character sitting in Brussels and pulling levers. There won’t be a
one-size-fits all solution to our continued shared existence, so why choose to
disempower ourselves more than we already have? By getting ourselves out of it
we’ll be restoring the balance of power some way in our own favour.
So next week we have the chance to throw a spanner in the
works of the inevitable onward march
of the EU machine. Both options will be painful and there will be plenty of
hurt, but that is the corner into which we have painted ourselves. There will be unintended consequences - that is the nature of things. Here are two
possible scenarios out of millions – it’s up to us to choose which one we want to bring into reality.
Remain Wins
The EU gets a vote of confidence from the UK and –
emboldened – proceeds with plans for a federal one-nation Europe with much more
robust and invasive policy making powers. Some kind of ‘trade’ deal is reached
with the US which allows corporations to sue public bodies for lost profits, but
otherwise life remains pretty much as normal in Britain – except for some noisy
street protests and the huge boost for UKIP. All the while the debt continues
to build up and ever more stringent austerity measures are imposed on member
states. In Europe a bank or two collapses, causing others to soon follow suit.
Widespread banking failures throughout the financial system ensue and the unpopular
‘bail in’ measures are enacted which see savings confiscated to prop up the
remaining banks. Over the next couple of years depression-era scenes and
radical violence become commonplace in once wealthy countries. Various
extremist parties are voted into power on a wave of frustrated anger and the
assassinations of bankers and politicians fill the newspapers. Eventually the
EU collapses under the weight of its own internal discord and is dismantled
with extreme prejudice by nation states. Years of dysfunction ensue but from
the embers of chaos begins a new project to build a truly united Europe based
on mutual respect for one another, ecological limits and social democracy, as
opposed to the free market capitalism, corporatism and exploitation of the old
project.
Leave Wins
The media are all aflutter with predictions of apocalypse,
but most people are too busy having street parties to notice – as are many
across the whole of southern Europe. The pound gets a sharp correction lower, and
the price of gold skyrockets. The EU reacts furiously towards Britain but is
powerless to retaliate for fear of damaging the German and French economies.
Britain’s admittedly unpopular new prime minister sends trade delegations to the
four corners of the world to strike trade deals with countries including Russia
and China, much to America’s ire. Economic chaos reigns for a few months but
people are at least happy they don’t have it as bad as they do on mainland
Europe where Brexit has caused the equity markets and banking system to crash.
Several other nations immediately hold their own referendums (Denmark, Holland,
France and Poland) and the buzzword on everyone’s lips is ‘contagion’. The new UK
government misinterprets its popularity and tries to force through some
unpopular policies – including fracking in national parks – but the newly-emboldened
Britons won’t stand for it, forcing a general election and electing a party on
a platform of national unity. Despite a lot of bluster and bad will the EU is
dismantled more or less peacefully as countries are once more allowed to follow
their own monetary policy and set their own rules for trade. Nevertheless a few
years of chaos and recession follow as a new system configures itself. From
these shaky beginnings is begun a new project to build a truly united Europe
based on mutual respect for one another, ecological limits and social
democracy, as opposed to free market capitalism, corporatism and exploitation.
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Okay, after that short diversion in the national debate we
can now return to arguing about how much money the EU costs Britain and whether
they will force us to eat straight bananas.
Open the box and let them out again.